I’m getting hit on by the captain of the football team.
There is one small problem.
I’M A LESBIAN.
And I have a girlfriend of 1 year and 5 months and I am perfectly happy.
he wants me to sext him.
IM GAY.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
oh god
why would you even do that
dogs think it’s okay to make eye-contact with me while they’re shitting and it makes me uncomfortable
having a computer but no internet is like having a bowl but no icecream
“YOU ARE NOT A REAL FAN I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM ONE”